MANFLESH MEAT SPEAKING BOTTLE OPENER

An incredible thing it talks every time you open a cold beverage! Words from the meat of manflesh itself.

SAYS many wonderous things, examples include:

"i used to not look in the mirror now i live in the mirror!"

"MENACE MENACE MENACE"

"jerk me off with your left hand and then your right"

"NO DONT TOUCH ME FUCK OFF"

"well now im down here bid my family and friends a fond farewell"