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Monogastric Apocalypse Arousal


"I know where people's bones go when they die,
I know what myths do and if they are true,
I know when Earth will abandon its rightful place and go on to do greater things,
I know why wars have existed."

- Vortigern


Welcome to Monogastric Apocalypse Arousal - a website dedicated to preserving, exploring and documenting information related to sightings of these monogastric beauties along with their ancient history, folklore and traditions.

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MAA is a privately-run, non-profit website, created and maintained by passionate ex MMC employee, Big Liar Mountain Buyer.