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Multigastric Meat Manufacturers of Meat (MMMOM)
Welcomes you to participate in a fantastic opportunity for change and self growth! To become a part of something bigger than yourself! MMMOM allows everyone who is anyone to involve themselves in the fight for our freedom against these devilish creatures!
For only £12.99 per calendar month* YOU can join the ranks of the very finest this little town has to offer!
- HELP trained MMC professionals in the hunt for monogastric meat monsters
- REPORT strange occurrences to your local professional
- PARTICIPATE in community events and fundraisers
- RISE through the ranks of the MMMOM
- LEARN our storied past
- IMPROVE your capabilities
- and eventually...
- JOIN the ranks of the MMC and receive specialist training!
*initial fee, may increase at a later date according to progression within the system