to MAA . . .
DAVE OF THE HILLS
Greetings reader, Good Liar Mountain Buyer here.
I assume from your presence on this site that you too are interested in fascinating phenomena! Now that we are all on the same page, I am delighted to begin delving deep into figuring out this elusive figure that has long tormented and frightened, yet inspired us all!
Or maybe you're just afraid of him.. Either way, we would do well to understand this creature, lest-he-lope down through the hills.
IMAGES
> artistic interpretation of him laying by the coaxial route; a lonely
highwayman in emotional distress (a personality often falsely attributed to him by lonely housewives in MY opinion)
> Dave OR the devil???? three long legs or a tail?!?? this drove a
man to insanity! his last sketch of what haunted him before he died...
> this snap from 2004 taken up in the hills, REAL OR FAKE?? im going
to have to say real because im a real optimist about this stuff,
although I have my doubts as to whether this depicts Dave or
another similar and elusive beast
For years Dave has been a presence in both my work and my private life. Now free of employment obligations, I am truly free to pursue him without genocidal maniacs leashing me like a dog and dragging me to wherever their interests lie. just try to keep an open mind about this, ok??
what else is there to say really?
'Dave Marcher'
an ancient poem of unknown origin, translated from odd rattling noises
rat tail snail burrowing broad
our deep delving distending lord
Dave of the Hill's droning treetop hoard
reaching you from high on their hill
limping arms long and shrill
from village to village
Dave of the hills
This poems existence hints at his origin being further back than previously thought...